WHY DID 5,OOO BIRDS FALL FROM THE SKY IN ARKANSAS? THERE HAS TOO BE A PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS HAPPENING

BLACK BUZZ NEWS SERVICE
NEGRO HEAD CORNER, ARKANSAS
JANUARY 5, 2011
( BBNS)

NEGRO HEAD CORNER. Why and how did 5,000 innocent Red-Winged Black birds and European starlings, cowbirds fall from the sky in the state of Arkansas along with 125,000 drum fish, yellow bass, white bass who  were also found dead along the Arkansas river basin about 25 miles from the 5,000 bird deaths.
There has to be some plausible explanation for this horrific happening.
Perhaps all of the birds had a mid-air collision with each other and they just simply lost their bearings. Or maybe all of the birds were hit by a huge thunderous bolt of lightning coupled with an infectious fish disease that cause the drum fish to wash up dead on said shores.
Did these birds fly into the power lines with such great force?
Did the new years celebration arouse the birds to the point that they tried to escape from the loud and boisterous noises of the revelers?
Where these birds and fish the result of some government secret experiment on the environment? If so where there chemicals used in said experiments? And could those chemicals be the culprit in the instant case?
 The state of Arkansas in concert with the Federal EPA, Department of Interior, Homeland Security need to begin to investigate to ascertain if any of the numerous manufacturers along the Arkansas river dumped hazardous deadly waste material into the Arkansas river? And did the fumes of those chemicals pollute the air resulting in the death of over 5,000 birds and 125,000 fish?

Did an ice storm cause the birds too freeze in mid-air? Did a shift in the poles cause the birds to freeze to death? Where the fish killed by giant killer fish from South America, China, or another unknown country of origin, who have  invaded our sacred waters in North America? Are these new dangerous fish a threat to our internal security and well being?
Do these bird and fish deaths signify some type of omen for the state of Arkansas and the USA?
We have already seen the invasion of African killer bees in the USA and those horrible nasty stink bugs from China attack our country with relentless force and devastation.
Did a domestic ( Home grown) terrorist organization or foreign proxy of Al Qaeda commit these crimes against our fish and fowl?
Finally we should we ask the noted bombastic Theologian Pat Robertson about his position or take on the killing of 5,000 birds and 125,000 fish?
Do you think Rev. Robertson will tell us that state of Arkansas was cursed because they made a pact with the devil many years ago when they forced hundreds of thousands of Africans into slavery and stole many hundreds of millions of acres of land from the indigenous people?

*Did that curse on Arkansas also extend to grid iron where the Ohio State Buckeyes manhandled the Razorbacks 31-26 in the Sugar Bowl game?